Halloween Tumblr Themes

Kiss me I'm kosher dammit.

also please talk to me, ask me shit, i'll answer (mostly) everything. So yeah. ask me/tell me stuff, anon, or not.

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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44kvevo:

tiqachu:

thewomanfromitaly:

savagelyaverage:

tetra-cube:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gamergate/ this is what I did

legendary

CLICK ON EVERYTHING I CAN’T STOP MAKING NOISES

IT HURTS TO LAUGH AND I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

22 hours ago2,609,631 plays

bombing:

this one’s just for the guys. if you’re going to propose, drop to one knee and offer her your mixtape first. if she buys it go ahead and give her the ring

myskinnylife:

Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, womens rights, rape culture, slut shaming, mental illness etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time

dementian:

oh jesus christ I would fucking lay there and never be without contentment 

dementian:

oh jesus christ I would fucking lay there and never be without contentment 

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

gravely-ineffable:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

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